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枫下佳缘 / 情爱悠悠 / 开心一笑~~ 转!~~~
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2013-5-30
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一哥们出国住酒店的时候发现有老鼠,但是英文太烂不知道老鼠的英语怎么说,无奈之下打电话给前台说:"Do you know Tom and Jerry ?" "Yes sir." "Jerry is here!!!"
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2013-5-30
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哈哈。。
-pa2(小叶子之每逢佳节胖三);
2013-5-30
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跟一个印度人聊天,他冷不丁地问我where is your balance?想了半天啥意思,平衡?存款?还是装逼网上文类似find you balance?想了半天答曰:sorry I don't know.他很惊诧得望着我。我不解。后来咨询高人,原来他在问我我父母在哪儿。。泥煤。。。
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2013-5-30
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明天我问问印度同事。看看她答什么?
-pa2(小叶子之每逢佳节胖三);
2013-5-30
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LOL...666-3629
-lifeisgoodd(无花果);
2013-5-30
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问印度人电话号码,66603629她说:sex sex sex,oh, free sex tonight.
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2013-5-30
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某同学去三亚开会,陶醉三亚美景,开完会准备登机返程前,给老婆发条短信:“I"ve had a really wonderful night, and I wish so much you were here.” 结果,最后的一个“e”给漏掉了。
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2013-5-30
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这个好笑...:D
-ibean(黑豆子);
2013-6-3
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一个人去了美国,目睹了一场车祸,于是打电话报警,但是就因为他小时候英文没学好,结果打电话的时候说到"one car come,one car go,two car peng peng one car die"。
-littlebird09(小小鸟);
2013-5-30
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