I know we are just making fun of each other here, but unfortunately you are not welcome here by my criteria, even though I know that this forum is a free place, everybody can come here if he/she wishes.
I know that you are a smart lady, I am sure that you know what I truly mean here. Sorry, I point this out just hope that the other people will not be deceived by you. I am making this comment fairly and seriously, and I hope that you can take it seriously too.