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This one? ha ha ha!

babyface(★如果明天来临★)
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Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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Last Updated: 2002-12-29
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  • 枫下家园 / 美食天地 / 呼叫Melody，大过节的，给大家伙讲个成人笑话开开心 -andy2060(胖胖猴-新年晚会结束); 2002-12-29 (#942441@0)
    • DD, 你不是一激动呼错人了吧！！@#@ @!@ @&@ -melodymeng(梅络笛·梦); 2002-12-29 (#942445@0)
      • :D 俺也奇怪呢. -lazycat(飞鹰战士); 2002-12-29 (#942448@0)
      • 你感觉好点了吗，要不来吃饺子 -elsa(青虫每天爬呀爬); 2002-12-29 (#942449@0)
        • 谢谢，不去了，俺还是老老实实地在家带着吧 ：（（ -melodymeng(梅络笛·梦); 2002-12-29 (#942453@0)
          • 偶代表她吧？ -andy2060(胖胖猴-新年晚会结束); 2002-12-29 (#942462@0)
            • 青虫的手艺巨巨巨好，替偶多吃点。 -melodymeng(梅络笛·梦); 2002-12-29 (#942468@0)
              • 谣言就是这么传出来的 -elsa(青虫每天爬呀爬); 2002-12-29 (#942471@0)
          • 昨天听说MelodyJJ爱热闹，还特爱打牌。这些天憋在家里，难过不？;p -zhoulang(Lion Sleeping); 2002-12-29 (#942474@0)
            • 555。。。哪壶不开提哪壶 -melodymeng(梅络笛·梦); 2002-12-29 {42} (#942477@0)
              呵呵，俺已经改邪归正，准备做贤妻良母了：）
              • 恭喜MM,俺让seawolf录像了，想看来取吧，租金就免了吧。:-） -mike2000(风筝-明天会更好); 2002-12-29 (#942512@0)
        • 好象你们搬家后特别爱请客，或者在这边时请客偶不知道，不告诉俺？：( -warhook(likeplay); 2002-12-29 (#942513@0)
          • 他是不告诉你，我都吃了n此饭啦。:-) -mike2000(风筝-明天会更好); 2002-12-29 (#942517@0)
            • 您就说吧，再发展下去就和MELODY有的一拼了 -elsa(青虫每天爬呀爬); 2002-12-29 (#942552@0)
              • 您也别着掩着啦，说吧，什么时候请俺们吃饺子？:-) -mike2000(风筝-明天会更好); 2002-12-29 (#942598@0)
                • 随时，只怕风筝JJ是个大忙人：） -elsa(青虫每天爬呀爬); 2002-12-29 (#942607@0)
          • 哼哼，自己想想吧，先把欠的螃蟹还了再说，否则我可先火烧，再灯照啊 -elsa(青虫每天爬呀爬); 2002-12-29 (#942535@0)
        • 青 虫 的饺子是白菜馅的吧？小心别把自己给剁进去！ -fish008(little mermaid); 2002-12-30 (#944410@0)
      • 您老就别扭捏了吧，讲一个，然后一脸无辜的样子：这哪里有颜色呀？ -andy2060(胖胖猴-新年晚会结束); 2002-12-29 (#942554@0)
    • This one? ha ha ha! -babyface(★如果明天来临★); 2002-12-29 {1117} (#942548@0)
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛The Test Mark as unread


      Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
      cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
      live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
      to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
      all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

      The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
      apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
      shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
      face or you'll be eaten."

      The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
      in pain, so he was killed.

      The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
      king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
      should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
      ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

      The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
      asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
      second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
      coming with pineapples."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
      • yellow. too yellow -noexit(野狼); 2002-12-29 (#942556@0)
        • Already, U sure? -babyface(★如果明天来临★); 2002-12-29 {556} (#942563@0)
          Psychiatry behind Naming the Children Mark as unread


          A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three
          young mothers and their small children. "You all have
          obsessions," he observed.

          To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
          You've even named your daughter Candy."

          He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it
          manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

          At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by
          the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
          • if Dick == littlebrother? -noexit(野狼); 2002-12-29 (#942589@0)
            • :-))........u sure u r "wild wolf"? ... -babyface(★如果明天来临★); 2002-12-29 (#942597@0)
              • sure. but no way to prove it:) -noexit(野狼); 2002-12-29 (#942626@0)
      • and this for you.. -nightmarewaltz(Ben Heppner); 2002-12-29 (#942695@0)
        • Oh yeah, thanks.:-))..........I watched it last night, maybe after it started about 20mins................. -babyface(★如果明天来临★); 2002-12-30 (#944261@0)
      • butt = = anus? -blackandblue(摸摸); 2002-12-30 (#944288@0)

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