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My friend send me a joke - it's funny

iou(笨恐龙)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...

on one condition..."

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....


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  • 枫下佳缘 / 情爱悠悠 / My friend send me a joke - it's funny -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-4-3 {1077} (#7408639@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

    This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...

    on one condition..."

    Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

    The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....


    "Clean my house."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 沙发抢到了。。。。容易吗俺。。。。 -tigar25(大忽悠之Gotye你); 2012-4-3 (#7408643@0)
      • it's funny, isn't it -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-4-3 (#7408650@0)
        • 没想到龙龙躲开忆旧的人流。。。。开始往两栖发展咧。。。。好。。。。非常好。。。。留下独木桥让俺们去挤吧。。。。 -tigar25(大忽悠之Gotye你); 2012-4-3 (#7408665@0)
          • hehe, my friend sent me the joke, it'd be better if I can write one, fun stuff, eh -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-4-3 (#7408674@0)
            • 光顾着抢沙发了。。。。界有嘛呀。。。。你也能写。。。。 -tigar25(大忽悠之Gotye你); 2012-4-3 {20} (#7408682@0)
              俺又开始等了。。。。
              • hahaha~~~ thanks for the encouragement 大忽悠, I will try it one day for sure. -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-4-3 (#7408692@0)
    • lol, i like her! -princemeetsprincess(西门小鸟); 2012-4-3 (#7408653@0)
      • hehe, yeah, I was like "you go, girl!" -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-4-3 (#7408664@0)
    • lol ~~~~~ surprisingly -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2012-4-3 (#7408671@0)
      • hehe~~ yeah, I like it -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-4-3 (#7408679@0)
      • you never know what is going to happen later on. -fly_universe(飞越时空); 2012-4-3 (#7408704@0)
        • 嗯, 可能又峰回路转了 :) -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2012-4-3 (#7408708@0)
    • 很有心计的女人。。。 -fly_universe(飞越时空); 2012-4-3 (#7408706@0)
    • My house是个关键词...:) -jesse_dd(紫飞鱼); 2012-4-3 (#7409040@0)
      • +1 -ab6949(游牧民族); 2012-4-5 (#7413160@0)
    • 中文版的是 MOW MY LAWN。 -pufeng(pufeng); 2012-4-3 (#7409055@0)
    • 那帅锅想要哪3个字呢? -realrock888(隔壁张家老木匠); 2012-4-3 (#7409697@0)
      • 哈哈哈，这我可不知道了，木匠 -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-4-3 (#7409865@0)
    • 后来呢？ -td101(很好很好); 2012-4-3 (#7409736@0)
      • 这是我朋友给我发的笑话，没有后来了，要不你接一个 -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-4-3 (#7409872@0)
    • what a smart woman.. LOL~~ -snow_bird(sunshine); 2012-4-3 (#7409741@0)
    • 让我想想，我会说什么呢？ -lilianliang(彪妹); 2012-4-3 (#7409878@0)
      • 呵呵，你会说什么呢？ -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-4-3 (#7409884@0)
        • 我觉得我可能会说………… -lilianliang(彪妹); 2012-4-3 {14} (#7409890@0)
          up to you.....
          • 嘿嘿~~~ -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-4-3 (#7409901@0)
    • hahahaha...如果真的是很喜欢很喜欢一个男人的时候，真要这么掩饰与压抑自己吗？我靠近着他耳边，用温热的语气对他说。。。 -runawaybride(朱莉娅); 2012-4-3 {116} (#7410038@0)
      anything you want....

      无论多么想，一开始的主动权还是留给他。

      当然了，这种反应不适宜用于第一次见面的男人哈。:))
      • 哈哈哈，你和彪妹有一拼，爽快 -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-4-3 (#7410049@0)
        • +1 -td101(很好很好); 2012-4-3 (#7410060@0)
      • 真的吗？你不怕被人当成草:-)? -fly_universe(飞越时空); 2012-4-3 (#7410066@0)
        • 恩 -runawaybride(朱莉娅); 2012-4-3 {40} (#7410078@0)
          请看我说的第一句话与最后一句话为前提。:)
      • 很有大气的女人啊！ -oneday2012(一半是海水); 2012-4-5 (#7412973@0)

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