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American women
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you
promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.


Japanese women
First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.
Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her
panties.
Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her. Then she will bid you
sayonara as that was her fling before getting married to a Japanese man.


Malay women
First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.
Second date: You get to home base with her.
Third date: You have to promise her that you are gonna get circumcised.
Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole
family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure
three other times as allowed under Islam law.

Chinese women
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happened.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive but nothing happened too.
Third date: You have already realised nothing is going to happen.

Indian woman
First date : meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding nite.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net